If you could meet anyone, alive or dead, who would it be? Consider scientists, entertainers, world leaders, artists, writers, people in your family, and so on. Make a list of questions you’d like to ask this person.

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Since I have a degree in English, and I’m an English teacher, and I have levels of nerdoriety that we have not even TALKED about yet, I choose William Shakespeare.

You guys, I LOVE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE SO MUCH. He is like … well, if he weren’t married, and probably sexist, and potentially racist, and completely indifferent to proper hygiene, and you know: DEAD, he would totally be my boyfriend.

THAT IS SO WEIRD. Yeah, I know. I own it.

Questions I would ask William Shakespeare:

1. Sooo … you wanna get a drink or something?

1. Some people say you’re one of the greatest writers who ever lived. How do you feel about that?
2. How did you know that you wanted to be a writer?
3. You invented a lot of new words and phrases. How did you come up with those?
4. People all over the world know your plays. Did you ever think, when you were writing them, that they would still be read four hundred years later?
5. What do you think you would write about if you were alive in the 21st century?
6. How long did it take you to write a play?
7. Were you ever disappointed when you saw your plays onstage? Did you think the action matched up to what you’d imagined when you were writing?
8. You were the main playwright for your theater, but you were also an actor. Did you ever write any parts specifically for yourself and, if so, what were they?
9. Did you ever change your plays based on an audience’s reaction? For example, did you add more fight scenes if they crowd got bored or change an ending that an audience didn’t like?
10. There’s a lot we don’t know about you. I’m not saying you have to divulge any deep, dark secrets, but what would you like modern audiences to know about you?

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