Superheroes have it pretty good. Sure, a lot of them are lonely and misunderstood, but, as compensation, they can create massive storms at will, or fly, or shoot swords out of their fingers. If you could have any power, what would you choose, and why? What would you do with your new power?

I hate driving. I mean, I HATE DRIVING.

So my super power would be teleportation. I’d just be able to think of my location and then ZAP, I’m there! Think how much gas money I’d save! And travel time! I’d get to sleep in on Monday mornings because I wouldn’t have to worry about traffic!

On the flip side, maybe I could teleport other people away from me. That might come in handy … smokers in the booth next to mine, people who talk in the movie theater, annoying students the person who brought 21 items into the express lane at WalMart. They would all be gone with a twitch of my finger.

It’s a totally self-serving power, but I am a totally selfish person, so I’m okay with that. Things that make my life easier are good, and teleportation would be an excellent addition to my already numerous awesome qualities.